In the porn world, pretty much anything goes. However, I would think twice about waking your girlfriend up by sticking your dick in her face. Sure, Susan doesn’t seem to mind at all. In fact, she starts sucking. How’s that for a morning person? Still, before you try it, you might want to make sure there’s nothing sharp within arm’s length. Your girl or guy may not be as cool as Susan is.

The next time things get a little boring in the bedroom, let these teens show you how to spice things up. No, it’s not the kind of sex games you might be thinking about. These horny chicks just like to do stuff with cocks like throw rings around them and poke them with colorful pens. Like I said, it may not be sexy but it’ll sure be interesting!

Before you get all bent out of shape, I know everyone is allowed to have their THING. That’s what makes this country so great. You’re free to get off on whatever floats your boat and I’m not going to judge you for it. What you do behind closed doors is your business. This is just me talking here. If I’ve got a perfect willing pussy, why would I want her fucking me with her feet? I mean, what’s wrong with her pussy? I know a foot fetish is a powerful thing and maybe toes do it for a guy rather than going balls deep but I just can’t grasp that. I must be way too conservative!

Look, I love movies as much as the next guy. Hell, I love catching the previews too. But if your movie date comes down the stairs in lingerie ten minutes before the show starts then it’s safe to say she wants something other than overpriced popcorn. And you’re still going to complain about catching the movie? Here’s an idea…wait for the film on DVD and fuck your horny date. I know it’s a tough decision to make but I think you can handle it, jackass.

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